In the course of conversation, one co-worker let another know that she looks like the Fraggle Rock character Mokey. You know, the homeless one…

Offended by this, she noted that this thing is bald on the top of her head. To which I responded:

“Muppets have different hairstyles.”

And of course there’s the fact that she isn’t purple.

There was a conversation about “finger shaves” or whatever it is where a person rubs one index finger against the other out of disappointment. And I paused a moment, in quiet contemplation, but with full sincerity said:

It feels like a “tisk”